• Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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"Math is the language of the universe. So the more equations you know, the more you can converse with the cosmos."

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via alexblah)

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queerswarm:

feminism5ever:

gonna start saying “whitemanning” instead of “b*tching” from now on because white men complain way more than girls tbh

Oh my gosh this is perfect

(via koushirouizumis)

wentzpeter:

fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough

fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to kick and scream their way through it all

fall out boy makes music for the underdogs when no one else does

i am so grateful for fall out boy

(via idontunderstandfishingmetaphors)

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

image

don’t want 

image

unless you’ve got

image

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

(via idontunderstandfishingmetaphors)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via jayneatkinsonfangirll)