what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
recycle it
(via justanothergaybandkid)
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via fruitplayer)
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
(via ofvictimsandcoldplayers)