what old joke are we going to bring back next
you forgot one
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.
You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you